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SEO audit for thelipstickpig.com
The Lipstick Pig
Health 31/100 (poor) · 8 pages crawled · generated 2026-08-26
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8
pages crawled
5
indexable pages
4
errors
19
warnings
36
notices
1
orphan pages
3
broken links
Category breakdown
| Category | Score | Errors | Warnings | Notices |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Links | 59 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| Crawlability | 88 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Meta Description | 81 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| Content | 85 | 0 | 4 | 2 |
| Headings | 85 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| Budget | 93 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Canonical | 96 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Indexability | 96 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Performance | 96 | 0 | 1 | 12 |
| Agent Readiness | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Security | 100 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
| Sitemap | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Social | 100 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
Findings
Errors (2 rules)
error Broken internal link (target 4xx/5xx)
Rule links.broken_internal · Links · 3 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ — https://www.thelipstickpig.com/book-a-consultation (HTTP 404)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — https://www.thelipstickpig.com/book-a-consultation (HTTP 404)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services — https://www.thelipstickpig.com/book-a-consultation (HTTP 404)
error Client error (4xx) response
Rule status.4xx · Crawlability · 1 occurrence(s)
Warnings (10 rules)
warning robots.txt-disallowed URL receives internal links (crawl-budget leak)
Rule budget.disallow_linked · Budget · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/search — internal links point to https://www.thelipstickpig.com/search, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.thelipstickpig.com/book-a-consultation.
warning Noindex page receives internal links (crawl-budget waste)
Rule budget.noindex_linked · Budget · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/cart — this noindex page has 7 internal inlink(s) — Googlebot follows them, fetches the page, then drops it unindexed, spending crawl budget for no indexing benefit (and the links leak equity). Remove/redirect the links, or drop the noindex if the page should be indexed. Linked from: https://www.thelipstickpig.com/, https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home, https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services.
warning Interior page canonicalizes to the homepage
Rule canonical.points_to_homepage · Canonical · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — this interior page canonicalizes to the homepage (https://www.thelipstickpig.com/) — Google will treat the homepage as authoritative and drop this page from search. Point the canonical at the page's own URL.
warning Lorem-ipsum placeholder text in a live page
Rule content.lorem_ipsum · Content · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services — the page body contains "lorem ipsum" placeholder text — replace it with real content or noindex the page until it's finished
warning Thin content (low word count)
Rule content.thin · Content · 3 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/current-inventory — 81 words
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/gallery — 73 words
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services — 192 words
warning Missing <h1>
Rule h1.missing · Headings · 4 occurrence(s)
warning Hero/LCP image is lazy-loaded (loading=lazy delays LCP)
Rule images.no_lazy_lcp_candidate · Performance · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/gallery — the likely hero/LCP image (20211219_153021.jpg) has loading="lazy" — Google explicitly warns against lazy-loading the LCP image, because it delays the fetch until layout completes. Remove loading="lazy" from the first significant image and add fetchpriority="high" instead.
warning Page is noindex
Rule index.noindex · Indexability · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/cart — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex
warning Orphan page (no internal inlinks)
Rule links.orphan · Links · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — no internal links point here
warning Missing meta description
Rule meta_desc.missing · Meta Description · 5 occurrence(s)
Notices (11 rules)
notice No llms.txt for AI agents
Rule agent.llms_txt_missing · Agent Readiness · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ — no llms.txt found at the site root — add one so AI agents get a curated site summary
notice Canonical points to a different URL
Rule canonical.non_self · Canonical · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — canonical=https://www.thelipstickpig.com/
notice Low text-to-HTML ratio
Rule content.low_ratio · Content · 2 occurrence(s)
notice Missing Open Graph tags
Rule og.missing · Social · 5 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ — og:description, og:image
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/current-inventory — og:description, og:image
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/gallery — og:description, og:image
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — og:description, og:image
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services — og:description, og:image
notice Legacy image format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen fallback
Rule perf.images_legacy_format · Performance · 5 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ — 3 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/current-inventory — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/gallery — 16 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — 3 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
notice No ETag header (no conditional GET for unchanged pages)
Rule perf.no_etag · Performance · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/cart — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
notice No Last-Modified header (no conditional GET for unchanged pages)
Rule perf.no_last_modified · Performance · 6 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/cart — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/current-inventory — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/gallery — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
notice Blocked by robots.txt
Rule robots.blocked · Crawlability · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/search — Disallowed by robots.txt; not fetched
notice Missing recommended security headers
Rule security.missing_headers · Security · 7 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ — CSP
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/book-a-consultation — CSP
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/cart — CSP
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/current-inventory — CSP
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/gallery — CSP
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — CSP
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services — CSP
notice target=_blank link without rel=noopener (tab-napping)
Rule security.unsafe_cross_origin_links · Security · 6 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ — 3 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/cart — 3 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/current-inventory — 3 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/gallery — 4 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home — 3 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services — 3 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
notice Indexable page not listed in sitemap
Rule sitemap.orphan_not_listed · Sitemap · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ — indexable but not in sitemap
Pages (showing 8 of 8)
| URL | Status | Indexable | Words | In-links |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://www.thelipstickpig.com/ The Lipstick Pig |
200 | yes | 399 | 7 |
| https://www.thelipstickpig.com/cart The Lipstick Pig |
200 | no | 40 | 7 |
| https://www.thelipstickpig.com/current-inventory Gallery 3 — The Lipstick Pig |
200 | yes | 81 | 7 |
| https://www.thelipstickpig.com/gallery Gallery — The Lipstick Pig |
200 | yes | 73 | 7 |
| https://www.thelipstickpig.com/services Services — The Lipstick Pig |
200 | yes | 192 | 7 |
| https://www.thelipstickpig.com/home The Lipstick Pig |
200 | yes | 399 | 0 |
| https://www.thelipstickpig.com/book-a-consultation The Lipstick Pig |
404 | no | 108 | 3 |
| https://www.thelipstickpig.com/search | 0 | no | 0 | 1 |
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