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SEO audit for downthewombathole.com

Down The Wombat Hole

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Health 52/100 (fair) · 50 pages crawled · generated 2026-08-26

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50
pages crawled
50
indexable pages
11
errors
82
warnings
415
notices
0
orphan pages
0
broken links
Category breakdown
CategoryScoreErrorsWarningsNotices
Security 78 11 0 100
Meta Description 79 0 35 9
Duplicate 84 0 27 0
Budget 92 0 14 0
Titles 98 0 3 0
Headings 99 0 2 24
AI Content 99 0 1 0
Agent Readiness 100 0 0 12
Content 100 0 0 49
Images 100 0 0 55
Performance 100 0 0 101
Sitemap 100 0 0 1
Social 100 0 0 40
Structured Data 100 0 0 4
URL 100 0 0 20
Findings

Errors (1 rules)

error Mixed content on HTTPS page

Rule security.mixed_content · Security · 11 occurrence(s)

Warnings (7 rules)

warning Unfilled template or prompt-leak text

Rule ai.prompt_leak · AI Content · 1 occurrence(s)

  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music/finding-truth-in-silence — The page contains unfilled template or prompt-echo text — e.g. "[insert creative/grounding practice here]". This usually means a generation template was published without being completed or cleaned up. Fill in or remove the placeholder so readers and crawlers don't see the scaffolding.

warning robots.txt-disallowed URL receives internal links (crawl-budget leak)

Rule budget.disallow_linked · Budget · 14 occurrence(s)

  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/bad-people?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/bad-people?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/bad-people/jews-dont-run-the-world-religionists-do.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/bahai?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/bahai?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/bahai/a-bah-reads-the-bible.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19/safe-and-effective-haiku-stream.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/humour?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/humour?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/humour/a-quantitative-analysis-of-the-conspiratorial-preferences-of-dtwh-readers.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/life?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/life?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/life/on-the-folly-of-computers-in-nature.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/menieres-disease?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/menieres-disease?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/menieres-disease/menieres-disease-and-a-lesson-on-suffering.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/murica?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/murica?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/murica/presidential-assassination-rhymingish-prose.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/music?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/music/finding-truth-in-silence.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal/g29j0mariuwetvlq6r6g7gefbvjyif.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/poetry?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/poetry?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/poetry/conspiratorial-christmas-haikus.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/terrain?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/terrain?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/terrain/the-germ-simulation.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/the-coronaspiracy?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/the-coronaspiracy?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/the-coronaspiracy/the-coronaspiracy-part-2-the-pasteur-conspiracy.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump/orange-man-haikus.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5 — internal links point to https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole?author=5e2c1e3e2b49f61e732db9f5, which robots.txt disallows for Googlebot — Googlebot discovers the URL, checks robots, then rejects it without indexing, wasting crawl budget and losing the link equity. Remove the internal links, or use noindex instead of Disallow if the page should be fetchable. Linked from: https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole/qtards-anonymous.

warning Near-duplicate page content

Rule duplicate.near · Duplicate · 17 occurrence(s)

warning Duplicate <title> across pages

Rule duplicate.title · Duplicate · 10 occurrence(s)

warning Missing <h1>

Rule h1.missing · Headings · 2 occurrence(s)

warning Missing meta description

Rule meta_desc.missing · Meta Description · 35 occurrence(s)

warning Title likely truncated in SERP (too wide)

Rule title.too_long · Titles · 3 occurrence(s)

Notices (17 rules)

notice Heading levels skip a level

Rule agent.heading_skip · Agent Readiness · 11 occurrence(s)

notice No llms.txt for AI agents

Rule agent.llms_txt_missing · Agent Readiness · 1 occurrence(s)

notice Main text is hard to read (low Flesch Reading Ease)

Rule content.readability_poor · Content · 49 occurrence(s)

  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/ — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -148, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/bahai — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -538, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/bahai/a-bah-reads-the-bible — this page reads as difficult (Flesch Reading Ease 43, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19 — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -2, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19/category/Covid+thoughts — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -31, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19/category/Hydroxychloroquine — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -65, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19/safe-and-effective-haiku-stream — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -55, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/humour/a-quantitative-analysis-of-the-conspiratorial-preferences-of-dtwh-readers — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -47, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/menieres-disease — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -115, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -16, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music/category/Emo+Files — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -39, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music/category/Music — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -108, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music/finding-truth-in-silence — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease 9, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -55, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal/category/Spirituality — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -145, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal/g29j0mariuwetvlq6r6g7gefbvjyif — this page reads as difficult (Flesch Reading Ease 31, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -50, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump/category/Trump+Ruminations — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -115, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump/orange-man-haikus — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -17, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump/tag/Apocalypse — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -150, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -6, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole/category/Q+and+the+Great+Awakening — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -87, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole/category/Spirituality — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -459, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole/qtards-anonymous — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease 27, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole/tag/9/11 — this page reads as very difficult (Flesch Reading Ease -251, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.

notice Multiple <h1> elements

Rule h1.multiple · Headings · 24 occurrence(s)

notice Image filename is generic/auto-generated (missed image-search signal)

Rule images.generic_filename · Images · 5 occurrence(s)

  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19 — 1 image(s) use a generic/auto-generated filename (e.g. IMG_1234.jpg, photo1.png, a bare UUID). Google reads the filename as a signal of image content, so rename files descriptively (hyphen-separated words) before upload.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/life — 3 image(s) use a generic/auto-generated filename (e.g. IMG_1234.jpg, photo1.png, a bare UUID). Google reads the filename as a signal of image content, so rename files descriptively (hyphen-separated words) before upload.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/life/on-the-folly-of-computers-in-nature — 7 image(s) use a generic/auto-generated filename (e.g. IMG_1234.jpg, photo1.png, a bare UUID). Google reads the filename as a signal of image content, so rename files descriptively (hyphen-separated words) before upload.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/life/tag/Nature — 1 image(s) use a generic/auto-generated filename (e.g. IMG_1234.jpg, photo1.png, a bare UUID). Google reads the filename as a signal of image content, so rename files descriptively (hyphen-separated words) before upload.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole — 1 image(s) use a generic/auto-generated filename (e.g. IMG_1234.jpg, photo1.png, a bare UUID). Google reads the filename as a signal of image content, so rename files descriptively (hyphen-separated words) before upload.

notice Images without width/height (layout shift / CLS)

Rule images.missing_dimensions · Images · 50 occurrence(s)

notice Meta description too long

Rule meta_desc.too_long · Meta Description · 2 occurrence(s)

notice Meta description too short

Rule meta_desc.too_short · Meta Description · 7 occurrence(s)

notice Missing Open Graph tags

Rule og.missing · Social · 40 occurrence(s)

notice Large DOM (over 1500 elements) slows rendering & interaction

Rule perf.dom_size_large · Performance · 1 occurrence(s)

  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/humour — the page has 1514 DOM elements (recommended maximum is around 1500) — a large DOM increases style-recalculation, layout and paint cost, hurting LCP and INP. Flatten deep nesting, paginate long lists/tables, and lazy-render off-screen elements.

notice Legacy image format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen fallback

Rule perf.images_legacy_format · Performance · 50 occurrence(s)

notice No Last-Modified header (no conditional GET for unchanged pages)

Rule perf.no_last_modified · Performance · 50 occurrence(s)

  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/ — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/bahai — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/bahai/a-bah-reads-the-bible — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19 — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19/category/Covid+thoughts — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19/category/Hydroxychloroquine — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19/safe-and-effective-haiku-stream — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/humour — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/humour/a-quantitative-analysis-of-the-conspiratorial-preferences-of-dtwh-readers — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music/category/Emo+Files — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music/category/Music — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/music/finding-truth-in-silence — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal/category/Spirituality — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/personal/g29j0mariuwetvlq6r6g7gefbvjyif — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump/category/Trump+Ruminations — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump/orange-man-haikus — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
  • https://www.downthewombathole.com/trump/tag/Apocalypse — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
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Qtards Anonymous — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 1441 2
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It Might be Time to Normalise Melancholy — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 1225 1
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Finding Truth in Silence — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 1218 1
https://www.downthewombathole.com/murica/presidential-assassination-rhymingish-prose
Presidential Assassination Rhyming(ish) Prose — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 914 1
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https://www.downthewombathole.com/covid19
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https://www.downthewombathole.com/murica
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Spirituality — Personal — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 482 0
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Shadow Work — Blog 2 — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 479 0
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Conscious Uncoupling — Confessions of a Terrain Theorist — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 489 0
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Conspiracy — Confessions of a Terrain Theorist — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 479 0
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Apocalypse — Blog 2 — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 487 0
https://www.downthewombathole.com/wombathole
Wombat Hole — Down The Wombat Hole		 200 yes 1194 0
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