SEO audit for derekzanetti.com
HOME | Derek Zanetti
Health 65/100 (fair) · 44 pages crawled · generated 2026-08-26
Download Markdown report (feed to ChatGPT / Claude / Cursor)| Category | Score | Errors | Warnings | Notices |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Content | 79 | 0 | 31 | 45 |
| Meta Description | 80 | 0 | 29 | 10 |
| Agent Readiness | 86 | 0 | 20 | 3 |
| Links | 88 | 0 | 17 | 11 |
| Headings | 89 | 0 | 16 | 0 |
| Structured Data | 92 | 0 | 12 | 28 |
| Duplicate | 98 | 0 | 3 | 10 |
| Budget | 99 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Crawlability | 99 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Indexability | 99 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Cache | 100 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Images | 100 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
| Performance | 100 | 0 | 0 | 89 |
| Security | 100 | 0 | 0 | 43 |
| Social | 100 | 0 | 0 | 29 |
| Titles | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Warnings (10 rules)
warning Control has no accessible name
Rule agent.control_no_name · Agent Readiness · 20 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup?page=2 — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music?page=2 — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/alf-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/boris-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/ducktales-bad-guys-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/gargamel-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/human-meat-soup-9x12-originals — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/matilda-pizza-hut — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-dive-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-human-meat-soup — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/the-diorama-club-u-s-annual — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/profile/95cc3468-db5d-4d94-a7f8-2a9fe7deb6ee/profile — 2 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop?page=2 — 1 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs — 3 button/link(s) with no text or aria-label — an agent can't target them
warning Noindex page receives internal links (crawl-budget waste)
Rule budget.noindex_linked · Budget · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/profile/95cc3468-db5d-4d94-a7f8-2a9fe7deb6ee/profile — this noindex page has 3 internal inlink(s) — Googlebot follows them, fetches the page, then drops it unindexed, spending crawl budget for no indexing benefit (and the links leak equity). Remove/redirect the links, or drop the noindex if the page should be indexed. Linked from: https://www.derekzanetti.com/post/this-is-a-protest-blog, https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog, https://www.derekzanetti.com/profile/95cc3468-db5d-4d94-a7f8-2a9fe7deb6ee/profile.
warning Thin content (low word count)
Rule content.thin · Content · 31 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/ — 71 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/about — 112 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog — 71 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book — 141 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients — 63 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate — 96 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — 69 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro — 59 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique — 54 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq — 146 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup?page=2 — 97 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music?page=2 — 121 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu — 54 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want — 149 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/post/this-is-a-protest-blog — 75 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list — 119 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup — 59 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/ducktales-bad-guys-human-meat-soup — 63 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup — 61 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — 59 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-dive-human-meat-soup — 63 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/the-diorama-club-u-s-annual — 79 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop?page=2 — 126 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs — 66 words
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show — 129 words
warning Near-duplicate page content
Rule duplicate.near · Duplicate · 3 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup — near-duplicate of 2 page(s): https://www.derekzanetti.com/music, https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — near-duplicate of 2 page(s): https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop, https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop — near-duplicate of 2 page(s): https://www.derekzanetti.com/music, https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup
warning Incomplete/empty response after retries (likely transient — re-crawl)
Rule fetch.incomplete · Crawlability · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/elvis — context deadline exceeded after 3 attempts
warning Missing <h1>
Rule h1.missing · Headings · 16 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup?page=2
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music?page=2
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop?page=2
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club
warning Page is noindex
Rule index.noindex · Indexability · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/profile/95cc3468-db5d-4d94-a7f8-2a9fe7deb6ee/profile — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex
warning Orphan page (no internal inlinks)
Rule links.orphan · Links · 17 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/privacy-policy — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/terms-and-conditions — no internal links point here
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show — no internal links point here
warning Missing meta description
Rule meta_desc.missing · Meta Description · 29 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/about
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/privacy-policy
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/terms-and-conditions
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/tour
warning Product schema missing required or recommended properties
Rule schema.product_incomplete · Structured Data · 12 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/alf-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/boris-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/ducktales-bad-guys-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/gargamel-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/human-meat-soup-9x12-originals — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/matilda-pizza-hut — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-dive-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-human-meat-soup — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/the-diorama-club-u-s-annual — Product structured data is missing required properties (offers.price, offers.priceCurrency) — without them Google won't generate the rich result. Add each field (and validate with the Rich Results Test). It is also missing recommended properties (sku|gtin, brand, aggregateRating, review), which enrich the result.
Notices (18 rules)
notice Heading levels skip a level
Rule agent.heading_skip · Agent Readiness · 2 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book — h3 follows h1 — skips h2
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/tour — h5 follows h1 — skips h2
notice No llms.txt for AI agents
Rule agent.llms_txt_missing · Agent Readiness · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/ — no llms.txt found at the site root — add one so AI agents get a curated site summary
notice Page served uncached (no-store/private or CDN bypass)
Rule cache.not_cacheable · Cache · 2 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients — Cache-Control: no-cache · cdn: MISS
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — Cache-Control: no-cache · cdn: MISS
notice Low text-to-HTML ratio
Rule content.low_ratio · Content · 42 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/ — 0.0%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/about — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog — 0.0%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy — 0.3%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro — 0.0%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique — 0.0%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu — 0.0%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/post/this-is-a-protest-blog — 0.0%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/privacy-policy — 0.3%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — 0.0%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy — 0.2%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy — 0.3%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs — 0.0%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/terms-and-conditions — 0.3%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show — 0.1%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club — 0.2%
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/tour — 0.2%
notice Main text is hard to read (low Flesch Reading Ease)
Rule content.readability_poor · Content · 3 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy — this page reads as difficult (Flesch Reading Ease 49, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy — this page reads as difficult (Flesch Reading Ease 43, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy — this page reads as difficult (Flesch Reading Ease 42, below 50) — long sentences and multi-syllable words make it hard to scan. Shorten sentences and prefer plainer words to widen your audience. Density can be legitimate for expert, technical or legal content, so judge it against who the page is for.
notice Duplicate meta description across pages
Rule duplicate.meta_desc · Duplicate · 10 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/alf-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 7 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 7 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/matilda-pizza-hut
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/boris-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 7 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/ducktales-bad-guys-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 3 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-dive-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/gargamel-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 7 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 7 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/matilda-pizza-hut
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 7 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/matilda-pizza-hut
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/matilda-pizza-hut — meta description shared by 7 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-dive-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 3 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/ducktales-bad-guys-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-human-meat-soup — meta description shared by 3 pages: https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/ducktales-bad-guys-human-meat-soup, https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-dive-human-meat-soup
notice Images without width/height (layout shift / CLS)
Rule images.missing_dimensions · Images · 14 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/ — 2 of 4 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog — 3 of 4 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients — 3 of 4 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup — 20 of 21 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup?page=2 — 5 of 6 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — 20 of 21 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music?page=2 — 7 of 8 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/post/this-is-a-protest-blog — 2 of 3 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list — 2 of 3 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/profile/95cc3468-db5d-4d94-a7f8-2a9fe7deb6ee/profile — 2 of 3 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop — 20 of 21 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop?page=2 — 7 of 8 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store — 16 of 17 images without width/height
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club — 2 of 4 images without width/height
notice Internal link has no anchor text / accessible name
Rule links.no_anchor_text · Links · 6 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup — 1 internal link(s) have no anchor text, aria-label, or image alt — they pass no keyword signal and are unusable to screen readers. Add descriptive text or an aria-label.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup?page=2 — 1 internal link(s) have no anchor text, aria-label, or image alt — they pass no keyword signal and are unusable to screen readers. Add descriptive text or an aria-label.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — 1 internal link(s) have no anchor text, aria-label, or image alt — they pass no keyword signal and are unusable to screen readers. Add descriptive text or an aria-label.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music?page=2 — 1 internal link(s) have no anchor text, aria-label, or image alt — they pass no keyword signal and are unusable to screen readers. Add descriptive text or an aria-label.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop — 1 internal link(s) have no anchor text, aria-label, or image alt — they pass no keyword signal and are unusable to screen readers. Add descriptive text or an aria-label.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop?page=2 — 1 internal link(s) have no anchor text, aria-label, or image alt — they pass no keyword signal and are unusable to screen readers. Add descriptive text or an aria-label.
notice Page has only one internal inlink (fragile crawl path)
Rule links.single_inlink · Links · 5 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup?page=2 — only one internal link points here — if that source changes, this page becomes an orphan. Add more contextual internal links to strengthen the crawl path.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — only one internal link points here — if that source changes, this page becomes an orphan. Add more contextual internal links to strengthen the crawl path.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music?page=2 — only one internal link points here — if that source changes, this page becomes an orphan. Add more contextual internal links to strengthen the crawl path.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop?page=2 — only one internal link points here — if that source changes, this page becomes an orphan. Add more contextual internal links to strengthen the crawl path.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club — only one internal link points here — if that source changes, this page becomes an orphan. Add more contextual internal links to strengthen the crawl path.
notice Meta description too short
Rule meta_desc.too_short · Meta Description · 10 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/alf-human-meat-soup — 24 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/andy-w-human-meat-soup — 24 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/boris-human-meat-soup — 24 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/ducktales-bad-guys-human-meat-soup — 43 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/gargamel-human-meat-soup — 24 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/he-man-krang-human-meat-soup — 24 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — 24 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/matilda-pizza-hut — 24 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-dive-human-meat-soup — 43 chars
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/scrooge-mcduck-human-meat-soup — 43 chars
notice Missing Open Graph tags
Rule og.missing · Social · 29 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/ — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/about — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/privacy-policy — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/terms-and-conditions — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club — og:description, og:image
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/tour — og:description, og:image
notice Legacy image format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen fallback
Rule perf.images_legacy_format · Performance · 43 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/ — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/about — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — 21 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want — 3 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/post/this-is-a-protest-blog — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list — 3 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/privacy-policy — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs — 12 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store — 17 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/terms-and-conditions — 1 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club — 4 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/tour — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
notice No ETag header (no conditional GET for unchanged pages)
Rule perf.no_etag · Performance · 2 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
notice No Last-Modified header (no conditional GET for unchanged pages)
Rule perf.no_last_modified · Performance · 43 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/ — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/about — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/post/this-is-a-protest-blog — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/privacy-policy — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/terms-and-conditions — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/tour — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
notice Slow server response
Rule perf.slow_response · Performance · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients — 5351 ms
notice No structured data detected
Rule schema.none · Structured Data · 28 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/about
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/clients
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/human-meat-soup
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/privacy-policy
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shop
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/terms-and-conditions
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/tour
notice Missing recommended security headers
Rule security.missing_headers · Security · 43 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/ — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/about — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/blog — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/book — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/cookie-policy — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donate — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/donation-thank-you-page — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/euro — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/experiments-in-new-technique — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/faq — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/music — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/patterns-in-d-j-vu — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pay-what-you-want — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/post/this-is-a-protest-blog — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/pricing-plans/list — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/privacy-policy — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/product-page/heavens-gates-human-meat-soup — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/refund-policy — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/shipping-policy — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/songs — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/store — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/terms-and-conditions — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-art-show — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/the-diorama-club — CSP
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/tour — CSP
notice Title tag is identical to the H1 (missed keyword variation)
Rule title.same_as_h1 · Titles · 1 occurrence(s)
- https://www.derekzanetti.com/post/this-is-a-protest-blog — the <title> and the H1 are identical — differentiate them to cover more query variation
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