---
tool: Crawlinx SEO audit
source: https://crawlinx.com
domain: noodlegrist.com
report_url: "https://crawlinx.com/audit/noodlegrist.com"
crawl_id: 20260803T004959-c922f00a
health_score: 65
generated_at: 2026-08-26T03:20:45Z
total_pages: 7
html_pages: 7
indexable_pages: 0
errors: 0
warnings: 23
notices: 48
---

# SEO audit: noodlegrist.com

**Health score: 65/100** — needs attention

> Audited by [Crawlinx](https://crawlinx.com) — the free technical-SEO crawler. Full report: https://crawlinx.com/audit/noodlegrist.com

## Overview

| Metric | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Pages crawled | 7 |
| HTML pages | 7 |
| Indexable | 0 |
| Non-indexable | 7 |
| Orphan pages | 0 |
| Broken internal links | 0 |
| Avg response time | 986 ms |
| Errors / Warnings / Notices | 0 / 23 / 48 |
| Status codes | 7×200 |

## Categories

| Category | Score | Errors | Warnings | Notices |
| --- | ---: | ---: | ---: | ---: |
| Indexability | 70 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| Sitemap | 70 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| Budget | 83 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| Headings | 83 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| Performance | 96 | 0 | 1 | 8 |
| Agent Readiness | 100 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Cache | 100 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| Content | 100 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Images | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Links | 100 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
| Security | 100 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| Titles | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| URL | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 |

## Issues

### Warnings (23)

#### Noindex page receives internal links (crawl-budget waste)

- Rule: `budget.noindex_linked` · Category: Budget · Occurrences: 4

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — this noindex page has 7 internal inlink(s) — Googlebot follows them, fetches the page, then drops it unindexed, spending crawl budget for no indexing benefit (and the links leak equity). Remove/redirect the links, or drop the noindex if the page should be indexed. Linked from: https://noodlegrist.com/, https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/, https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — this noindex page has 4 internal inlink(s) — Googlebot follows them, fetches the page, then drops it unindexed, spending crawl budget for no indexing benefit (and the links leak equity). Remove/redirect the links, or drop the noindex if the page should be indexed. Linked from: https://noodlegrist.com/, https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/, https://noodlegrist.com/posts/.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — this noindex page has 1 internal inlink(s) — Googlebot follows them, fetches the page, then drops it unindexed, spending crawl budget for no indexing benefit (and the links leak equity). Remove/redirect the links, or drop the noindex if the page should be indexed. Linked from: https://noodlegrist.com/tags/.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — this noindex page has 1 internal inlink(s) — Googlebot follows them, fetches the page, then drops it unindexed, spending crawl budget for no indexing benefit (and the links leak equity). Remove/redirect the links, or drop the noindex if the page should be indexed. Linked from: https://noodlegrist.com/tags/.

#### Missing <h1>

- Rule: `h1.missing` · Category: Headings · Occurrences: 4

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/)
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/)
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/)
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/)

#### Hero/LCP image is lazy-loaded (loading=lazy delays LCP)

- Rule: `images.no_lazy_lcp_candidate` · Category: Performance · Occurrences: 1

- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — the likely hero/LCP image (wwe_raw_2016-04-04.jpg) has loading="lazy" — Google explicitly warns against lazy-loading the LCP image, because it delays the fetch until layout completes. Remove loading="lazy" from the first significant image and add fetchpriority="high" instead.

#### noindex + nofollow (blocks link equity flow)

- Rule: `index.noindex_nofollow` · Category: Indexability · Occurrences: 7

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex, nofollow
- [https://noodlegrist.com/categories/](https://noodlegrist.com/categories/) — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex, nofollow
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/) — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex, nofollow
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex, nofollow
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex, nofollow
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex, nofollow
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex, nofollow

#### Non-indexable URL listed in sitemap

- Rule: `sitemap.non_indexable` · Category: Sitemap · Occurrences: 7

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — listed in sitemap but noindex
- [https://noodlegrist.com/categories/](https://noodlegrist.com/categories/) — listed in sitemap but noindex
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/) — listed in sitemap but noindex
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — listed in sitemap but noindex
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — listed in sitemap but noindex
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — listed in sitemap but noindex
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — listed in sitemap but noindex

### Notices (48)

#### Invalid ARIA role

- Rule: `agent.aria_invalid_role` · Category: Agent Readiness · Occurrences: 3

- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — role="doc-backlink" is not a valid ARIA role
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — role="doc-endnotes" is not a valid ARIA role
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — role="doc-noteref" is not a valid ARIA role

#### No llms.txt for AI agents

- Rule: `agent.llms_txt_missing` · Category: Agent Readiness · Occurrences: 1

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — no llms.txt found at the site root — add one so AI agents get a curated site summary

#### Page served uncached (no-store/private or CDN bypass)

- Rule: `cache.not_cacheable` · Category: Cache · Occurrences: 7

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — Cache-Control: max-age=600 · cloudflare: DYNAMIC
- [https://noodlegrist.com/categories/](https://noodlegrist.com/categories/) — Cache-Control: max-age=600 · cloudflare: DYNAMIC
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/) — Cache-Control: max-age=600 · cloudflare: DYNAMIC
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — Cache-Control: max-age=600 · cloudflare: DYNAMIC
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — Cache-Control: max-age=600 · cloudflare: DYNAMIC
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — Cache-Control: max-age=600 · cloudflare: DYNAMIC
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — Cache-Control: max-age=600 · cloudflare: DYNAMIC

#### Images without width/height (layout shift / CLS)

- Rule: `images.missing_dimensions` · Category: Images · Occurrences: 1

- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — 2 of 2 images without width/height

#### Internal link points to a noindex page

- Rule: `links.to_noindex` · Category: Links · Occurrences: 13

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — https://noodlegrist.com/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/categories/](https://noodlegrist.com/categories/) — https://noodlegrist.com/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/) — https://noodlegrist.com/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/) — https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — https://noodlegrist.com/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — https://noodlegrist.com/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — https://noodlegrist.com/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — https://noodlegrist.com/
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/

#### Legacy <meta name=keywords> tag present (Google ignores it)

- Rule: `meta.keywords_present` · Category: Content · Occurrences: 6

- [https://noodlegrist.com/categories/](https://noodlegrist.com/categories/) — a <meta name="keywords"> tag is present — Google has ignored it since 2009; remove it to cut template debt
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/) — a <meta name="keywords"> tag is present — Google has ignored it since 2009; remove it to cut template debt
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — a <meta name="keywords"> tag is present — Google has ignored it since 2009; remove it to cut template debt
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — a <meta name="keywords"> tag is present — Google has ignored it since 2009; remove it to cut template debt
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — a <meta name="keywords"> tag is present — Google has ignored it since 2009; remove it to cut template debt
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — a <meta name="keywords"> tag is present — Google has ignored it since 2009; remove it to cut template debt

#### Legacy image format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen fallback

- Rule: `perf.images_legacy_format` · Category: Performance · Occurrences: 1

- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — 2 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.

#### No ETag header (no conditional GET for unchanged pages)

- Rule: `perf.no_etag` · Category: Performance · Occurrences: 7

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/categories/](https://noodlegrist.com/categories/) — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/) — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.

#### Missing recommended security headers

- Rule: `security.missing_headers` · Category: Security · Occurrences: 7

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — HSTS, CSP, X-Content-Type-Options
- [https://noodlegrist.com/categories/](https://noodlegrist.com/categories/) — HSTS, CSP, X-Content-Type-Options
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/) — X-Content-Type-Options, HSTS, CSP
- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/) — HSTS, CSP, X-Content-Type-Options
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/) — HSTS, CSP, X-Content-Type-Options
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/blog/) — CSP, X-Content-Type-Options, HSTS
- [https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/tags/philosophy/) — HSTS, CSP, X-Content-Type-Options

#### Title is very short

- Rule: `title.too_short` · Category: Titles · Occurrences: 1

- [https://noodlegrist.com/](https://noodlegrist.com/) — 12 chars

#### Underscores in URL path (prefer hyphens)

- Rule: `url.underscores` · Category: URL · Occurrences: 1

- [https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/](https://noodlegrist.com/posts/20260713t144333--everyday-hobbyhorsing__philosophy/)

## Checks & coverage

Crawlinx ran **157 technical-SEO checks** across 27 categories. Categories marked ✓ are fully clean.

- ✗ Agent Readiness — 4 notice(s)
- ✓ AI Content — clean
- ✓ Amp — clean
- ✗ Budget — 4 warning(s)
- ✗ Cache — 7 notice(s)
- ✓ Canonical — clean
- ✗ Content — 6 notice(s)
- ✓ Crawlability — clean
- ✓ Duplicate — clean
- ✓ Geo — clean
- ✗ Headings — 4 warning(s)
- ✓ Hreflang — clean
- ✗ Images — 1 notice(s)
- ✗ Indexability — 7 warning(s)
- ✗ Links — 13 notice(s)
- ✓ Meta Description — clean
- ✓ Mobile — clean
- ✗ Performance — 1 warning(s), 8 notice(s)
- ✓ Rendering — clean
- ✓ Robots — clean
- ✗ Security — 7 notice(s)
- ✗ Sitemap — 7 warning(s)
- ✓ Social — clean
- ✓ Structured Data — clean
- ✗ Titles — 1 notice(s)
- ✗ URL — 1 notice(s)
- ✓ Video — clean

---
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