---
tool: Crawlinx SEO audit
source: https://crawlinx.com
domain: hideyourmamas.com
report_url: "https://crawlinx.com/audit/hideyourmamas.com"
crawl_id: 20260725T033445-2bb5e005
health_score: 39
generated_at: 2026-08-26T03:08:03Z
total_pages: 7
html_pages: 7
indexable_pages: 6
errors: 3
warnings: 24
notices: 48
---

# SEO audit: hideyourmamas.com

**Health score: 39/100** — critical — significant issues

> Audited by [Crawlinx](https://crawlinx.com) — the free technical-SEO crawler. Full report: https://crawlinx.com/audit/hideyourmamas.com

## Overview

| Metric | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Pages crawled | 7 |
| HTML pages | 7 |
| Indexable | 6 |
| Non-indexable | 1 |
| Orphan pages | 1 |
| Broken internal links | 0 |
| Avg response time | 986 ms |
| Errors / Warnings / Notices | 3 / 24 / 48 |
| Status codes | 7×200 |

## Categories

| Category | Score | Errors | Warnings | Notices |
| --- | ---: | ---: | ---: | ---: |
| Security | 57 | 3 | 0 | 14 |
| Headings | 70 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| Content | 74 | 0 | 6 | 3 |
| Meta Description | 74 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| Budget | 96 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Canonical | 96 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Images | 96 | 0 | 1 | 7 |
| Indexability | 96 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Links | 96 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Agent Readiness | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Performance | 100 | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| Sitemap | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Social | 100 | 0 | 0 | 6 |

## Issues

### Errors (3)

#### Mixed content on HTTPS page

- Rule: `security.mixed_content` · Category: Security · Occurrences: 3

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — 1 insecure subresource(s), e.g. http://static1.squarespace.com/static/622d50881d0a694110f4240d/t/622d50c64ee40a32b4a3eee8/1647136966803/hide+your+mamas+dark.png?format=1500w
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — 1 insecure subresource(s), e.g. http://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/622d50881d0a694110f4240d/0d370ec4-aefb-492f-a444-165e19efb858/hide+your+mamas+dark.png?format=1500w
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — 1 insecure subresource(s), e.g. http://static1.squarespace.com/static/622d50881d0a694110f4240d/t/622d50c64ee40a32b4a3eee8/1647136966803/hide+your+mamas+dark.png?format=1500w

### Warnings (24)

#### Noindex page receives internal links (crawl-budget waste)

- Rule: `budget.noindex_linked` · Category: Budget · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — this noindex page has 7 internal inlink(s) — Googlebot follows them, fetches the page, then drops it unindexed, spending crawl budget for no indexing benefit (and the links leak equity). Remove/redirect the links, or drop the noindex if the page should be indexed. Linked from: https://www.hideyourmamas.com/, https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact, https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas.

#### Interior page canonicalizes to the homepage

- Rule: `canonical.points_to_homepage` · Category: Canonical · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — this interior page canonicalizes to the homepage (https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — Google will treat the homepage as authoritative and drop this page from search. Point the canonical at the page's own URL.

#### Thin content (low word count)

- Rule: `content.thin` · Category: Content · Occurrences: 6

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — 37 words
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact) — 39 words
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — 37 words
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym) — 58 words
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen) — 66 words
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — 36 words

#### Missing <h1>

- Rule: `h1.missing` · Category: Headings · Occurrences: 7

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch)

#### Images missing alt text

- Rule: `images.missing_alt` · Category: Images · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — 4 of 9 images missing alt

#### Page is noindex

- Rule: `index.noindex` · Category: Indexability · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — meta/X-Robots: meta=noindex

#### Orphan page (no internal inlinks)

- Rule: `links.orphan` · Category: Links · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — no internal links point here

#### Missing meta description

- Rule: `meta_desc.missing` · Category: Meta Description · Occurrences: 6

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen)
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch)

### Notices (48)

#### No llms.txt for AI agents

- Rule: `agent.llms_txt_missing` · Category: Agent Readiness · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — no llms.txt found at the site root — add one so AI agents get a curated site summary

#### Canonical points to a different URL

- Rule: `canonical.non_self` · Category: Canonical · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — canonical=https://www.hideyourmamas.com/

#### Low text-to-HTML ratio

- Rule: `content.low_ratio` · Category: Content · Occurrences: 3

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — 2.6%
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym) — 4.0%
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — 3.2%

#### Images without width/height (layout shift / CLS)

- Rule: `images.missing_dimensions` · Category: Images · Occurrences: 7

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — 2 of 5 images without width/height
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — 2 of 3 images without width/height
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact) — 2 of 5 images without width/height
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — 2 of 5 images without width/height
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym) — 2 of 5 images without width/height
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen) — 2 of 4 images without width/height
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — 6 of 9 images without width/height

#### Missing Open Graph tags

- Rule: `og.missing` · Category: Social · Occurrences: 6

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — og:description
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact) — og:description, og:image
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — og:description
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym) — og:description, og:image
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen) — og:description, og:image
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — og:description, og:image

#### Legacy image format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen fallback

- Rule: `perf.images_legacy_format` · Category: Performance · Occurrences: 7

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — 5 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — 3 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact) — 5 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — 5 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym) — 5 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen) — 4 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — 9 image(s) use a legacy format (jpg/png/gif) with no next-gen <picture> fallback. Serve WebP or AVIF (with a <picture> typed <source>) to cut image transfer weight and improve LCP.

#### No ETag header (no conditional GET for unchanged pages)

- Rule: `perf.no_etag` · Category: Performance · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — the response carries no ETag header — without an ETag (or Last-Modified) there is no cache-revalidation mechanism, so crawlers re-download the full body every visit. Emit an ETag (a content hash) to enable conditional If-None-Match requests.

#### No Last-Modified header (no conditional GET for unchanged pages)

- Rule: `perf.no_last_modified` · Category: Performance · Occurrences: 7

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact) — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym) — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen) — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — the response carries no Last-Modified header — Googlebot can't send an If-Modified-Since request, so it re-downloads the full page body on every crawl even when nothing changed. Emit Last-Modified (or an ETag) on stable pages to enable 304 Not Modified responses.

#### Missing recommended security headers

- Rule: `security.missing_headers` · Category: Security · Occurrences: 7

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — CSP
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — CSP
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact) — CSP
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — CSP
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym) — CSP
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen) — CSP
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — CSP

#### target=_blank link without rel=noopener (tab-napping)

- Rule: `security.unsafe_cross_origin_links` · Category: Security · Occurrences: 7

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — 12 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/cart) — 12 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/contact) — 14 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hideyourmamas) — 12 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/hym) — 12 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/listen) — 12 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".
- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/watch) — 12 external link(s) use target="_blank" without rel="noopener" — the opened page can hijack your tab (reverse tab-napping). Add rel="noopener noreferrer".

#### Indexable page not listed in sitemap

- Rule: `sitemap.orphan_not_listed` · Category: Sitemap · Occurrences: 1

- [https://www.hideyourmamas.com/](https://www.hideyourmamas.com/) — indexable but not in sitemap

## Checks & coverage

Crawlinx ran **157 technical-SEO checks** across 27 categories. Categories marked ✓ are fully clean.

- ✗ Agent Readiness — 1 notice(s)
- ✓ AI Content — clean
- ✓ Amp — clean
- ✗ Budget — 1 warning(s)
- ✓ Cache — clean
- ✗ Canonical — 1 warning(s), 1 notice(s)
- ✗ Content — 6 warning(s), 3 notice(s)
- ✓ Crawlability — clean
- ✓ Duplicate — clean
- ✓ Geo — clean
- ✗ Headings — 7 warning(s)
- ✓ Hreflang — clean
- ✗ Images — 1 warning(s), 7 notice(s)
- ✗ Indexability — 1 warning(s)
- ✗ Links — 1 warning(s)
- ✗ Meta Description — 6 warning(s)
- ✓ Mobile — clean
- ✗ Performance — 15 notice(s)
- ✓ Rendering — clean
- ✓ Robots — clean
- ✗ Security — 3 error(s), 14 notice(s)
- ✗ Sitemap — 1 notice(s)
- ✗ Social — 6 notice(s)
- ✓ Structured Data — clean
- ✓ Titles — clean
- ✓ URL — clean
- ✓ Video — clean

---
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